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A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!

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So cold...

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Why did I pawn my coat? It's so cold...{I pawned my coat, too. It's so cold!}

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Th-The fire!

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There.

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Hey, what are you doing?!

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Quit screwing around!

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What do you think you're doing to my only memento of Japan?!

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I don't have any choice!

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There's nothing else to burn!

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Hand over that raiment, then!

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It looks like it would burn better than a tracksuit!

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Let go, you shut-in NEET!

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Warm me up! Make me warmer!

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Whoa, wait!

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I can't go on like this.

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We have to do something, fast.

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Our party is poorly balanced.

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I'd like a skill that I could use more like a main weapon.

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All right, we're here.

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Listen up, Aqua.

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I'll say this while I have the chance. Do not throw any fits, you hear?

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Hey, what're you talking about?

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What do you take me for?!

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I'm no hoodlum or outlaw.

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I'm a goddess, a bona fide deity!

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Hey! Are you listening to me?!

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Wait!

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You should listen gratefully when a goddess speaks!

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It's you, you damned undead!

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You opened up a shop here?

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I'm sleeping in a stable,

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and you're running a shop?!

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You're pretty full of yourself for a lich!

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I'll burn this shop to the ground in the name of the goddess—

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Ow!

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Kazuma-san!

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Yo, Wiz! It's been a while.

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Konosuba!

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Do you not even serve tea at this shop?

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Oh, I-I'm sorry!

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I'll bring some for you right away!

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I see she hasn't changed.

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Her name is Wiz.

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She may look like an ordinary human, but she's actually a lich.

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She's a ruler of the undead, also known as the "No-Life King."

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Although Wiz is a lich, she's a kind girl.

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Every night, she'd send spirits wandering the graveyard home to Heaven.

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Through various circumstances,

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we took up that job in her stead

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and ended up letting her go, but...

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H-Here you go.

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It's delicious.

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You set up a shop even though you're an undead,

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and you prepare warm tea even though you're an undead...

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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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The likes of me shouldn't live in such luxury!

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Stop acting like a spiteful sister-in-law.

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Wiz, I have some spare points saved up.

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Could you teach me a skill?

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Hey! What are you thinking, Kazuma?!

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I can't possibly overlook a goddess's attendant learning a lich's skills!

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Who're you calling an attendant?!

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Listen, she is a lich.

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Liches love to hang out in gloomy, dismal places.

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The whole lot of them are basically related to slugs!

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Th-That's terrible!

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But people normally can't learn lich skills, right?

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I was thinking it could be a great asset in battle if I could learn skills like that.

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Um...

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Did she say "a goddess's attendant" earlier?

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That's right.

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I am Aqua.

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Yes, the goddess Aqua, worshiped by the Religious Order of Axis.

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Renounce yourself, lich!

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Hey, Wiz. There's no need to get so scared.

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No, it's...

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There are lots of crazy people in the Axis sect,

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and it's common knowledge that it's best not to get involved with them,

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so when I heard that she's the head goddess of the Axis sect...

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What did you say?!

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{Curse you! }Curse you! This is what you get!

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This conversation isn't going anywhere.

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Konosuba!

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By the way, I heard you defeated Verdia-san.

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His skill with the sword was supposed to be quite impressive,

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even among the other leaders,

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so that's quite amazing.

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You sound as if you knew Verdia.

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Oh,

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that's because I'm also one of the eight leaders of the Devil King's army.

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Got you!

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Wait! Please wait, Aqua-sama!

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I beg of you! Please listen to what I have to say!

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I did it, Kazuma!

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With this, all my debts will be forgiven!

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In fact, I should get change back!

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Hey, Aqua, at least hear her out.

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Um, as an adventurer, I obviously can't overlook you

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saying you're a leader of the Devil King's army...

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You've got it all wrong!

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My only job is to maintain the barrier that protects the Devil King's castle!{I was asked to maintain the barrier that protects the Devil King's castle!}

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Of course, I've never once caused anyone any harm,

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and you won't receive any bounty for defeating me, either!

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I don't really get it, but I'll eliminate you, just in case.

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Please wait, Aqua-sama!

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Konosuba!

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So you're saying

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we can open the path to the Devil King's castle by defeating all of his leaders.

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Is that right?

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Yes, yes! That's correct!

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That's what the Devil King asked of me!

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He said he wouldn't stop me from quietly managing my shop in a human settlement,

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but only asked that I maintain the barrier as one of his leaders.

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So, as long as you're around, humans can't invade the Devil King's castle?

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Kazuma, let's eliminate her.

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Wait! Please wait!

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Please at least let me live a little while longer!

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I still have something I need to do.

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I could easily break a simple barrier.

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But she's a lich, so let's eliminate her.

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Please wait!

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Now, hold on.

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Even if we broke the barrier right now,

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we can't defeat the Devil King at our current levels.

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It'll just end in us being beheaded.

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Okay, fine.

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Th-Thank you very much!

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But are you okay with this?

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You don't resent us for defeating Verdia or anything?

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It's not as though I was particularly close to Verdia-san or anything.

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Whenever I would walk around...

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Whoops!

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My hand slipped!

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He was the sort who would often roll his own head down by my feet

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and try to look up my skirt.

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Strike! In so many ways, a total strike!

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Besides,

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I believe my heart is human, even now.

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Here I go! Hi-yah!

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Okay, then I'll teach you one of my skills.

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It's the least I can do to repay you for sparing me...

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What's wrong?

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Um...

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All of my skills can only be used on an opponent.

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Aqua, sorry, but would you do it?

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What skill is a mere undead planning to use on me?

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W-Well...

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How about "Drain Touch"?

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It's a skill that absorbs an opponent's health and magic,

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and can then distribute that power to others.

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I see. Depending on how it's used,

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it might be able to compensate for our party's lack of firepower.

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O-Of course,

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I'll only absorb a very small amount.

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Fine. Absorb as much as you can.

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Go ahead.

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It's getting hard to tell which is the lich and which is the goddess.

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O-Okay then,

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please excuse me.

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Huh? H-Huh?

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Come on, what's the matter?

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Aren't you going to absorb my magic and health?

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H-Huh?!

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Ow!

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Hey, Kazuma, don't interfere!

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This is a battle between a lich and a goddess!

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You think I'll let her absorb my strength that easily?!

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No, we're not getting anywhere, so let her absorb it!

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Konosuba!

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All right...

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Acquisition complete!

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U-Um, Aqua-sama?

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It's all right. You can let go of my hand now.

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Actually, when you touch me, it sort of makes my hand tingle,

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so I'd appreciate it if you would let go.

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A-Aqua-sama?

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Um, my hand is starting to burn.

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Aqua-sama, I'm going to disappear! I'm going to disappear!

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I'm disappearing!

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Ow!

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What are you taking advantage of the moment to do?

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You're so mean...

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Is it just my imagination, or is Wiz kind of see-through now?

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Excuse me!

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Is Wiz-san here?

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Konosuba!

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This is the place?

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Not bad! Yes, not bad at all!

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This is a fitting place for me to live!

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This was originally some aristocrat's villa, I hear.

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But the landlord certainly is generous, allowing us to live here

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as a reward if we can exorcise it.

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Wiz is apparently known as a famous wizard in our city,

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so people often bring cases like these to her.

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With this, we can make it through the winter without worry!

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Like they say, "make the best of a bad situation."

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Nothing less from me!

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But according to the landlord, spirits reappear instantly,

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no matter how many times they're exorcised.

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Leave it to me!

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I'm a goddess and an arch priest!

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You could call me an anti-undead expert!

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I see it. I see it!

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There was a child born

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in this mansion to an aristocrat who made a move on his maid, partly in fun,

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and that illegitimate child was confined here.

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The aristocrat had a weak constitution, and when he died from illness,

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the mother of the illegitimate child went missing, as well.

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The girl remained in the mansion and succumbed

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to the same illness as her father, passing away at a young age,

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lonely and alone, without ever knowing her parents' faces.

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That will take care of the cleaning for now.

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We've decided the room arrangements, and we've carried in our luggage,

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so all that's left is to wait for nighttime.

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It's no surprise that it was a little dusty...

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Huh?

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Her favorite things were stuffed dolls and tales of adventurers' journeys.

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But don't worry. This spirit isn't a bad girl.

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Whoa!

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She may be a child, but she appears to like things that are a bit grown-up.

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She enjoys sweet, alcoholic drinks—

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Okay, everyone's free to do as they please from now on.

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Call out as soon as an evil spirit shows up.

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Dismissed!

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This is great!

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Having my own room is a wonderful thing!

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I'm sure the evil spirits will be gone by morning.

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Knowing Aqua, she isn't the type to let evil spirits

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do whatever they like in her own house.

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She is an arch priest and goddess, after all.

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What?!

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What's wrong?! Hey, Aqua, what happened?!

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Are you all right?

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Kazuma!

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Hey.

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This is super expensive alcohol that I've been saving.

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I was looking forward to taking leisurely sips of it after my bath...

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But when I came back to my room, as you can see,

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it was empty!

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I see. Goodnight, then. See you tomorrow.

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This is the work of evil spirits!

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I'm going to go look around the mansion

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and strike down any spirits that catch my eye!

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Show yourselves!

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Turn Undead!

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Turn Undead!

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Turn Undead!

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Turn Undead!

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Turn Undead!

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I gotta go to the bathroom.

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Whoa, scary!

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Huh? Was there a doll like that in this room?

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There wasn't!

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A clichéd development like this can't be happening!

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Aqua! Aqua-sama!

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Scary! Scary! This is super scary!

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What is this?!

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Aqua! Save m—

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Don't scare me like that, Megumin!

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I nearly wet myself.

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I'm the one who should be saying that!

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Why did you come barging into this room?

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I thought Aqua was coming back.

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I could ask you the same. Why are you in Aqua's room?

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Well, there were dolls moving around all over the place...

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So, um, I was going to have Aqua protect me...

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And I thought... we could go to the bathroom... together...

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You, too?

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Aqua's probably still out exorcising spirits in the mansion, isn't she?

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Is she? I'm sure Darkness is with her, then.

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Yeah, despite how she is, she's a crusader.

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Hey, Megumin,

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look over there and cover your ears for a minute.

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I'm going to borrow your veranda for a—

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Let go.

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If you don't, my pants and the carpet in this room are going to be in big trouble.

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I won't let you.

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How can you try to relieve yourself alone?

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Aren't we allies?

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Wherever we go, bathroom or otherwise,

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we go together!

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Let go!

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Don't emphasize our bond as allies only at times like these!

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Didn't you say crimson demons don't use the bathroom?!

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If you want, there's an empty bottle lying over there!

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You just blurted out something outrageous!

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What are you suggesting I do with that empty bottle?!

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I won't let you!

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I can at least shake you from behind

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while you're taking care of your business—

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Konosuba!

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Kazuma, are you there?

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I'm here.

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Are you really there?

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I'm here!

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You're really, really there for me, right?

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I'm here!

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I'm right here, and I won't leave you, so hurry up and go!

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Um, this is a little embarrassing,

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so could you sing a song or something in a loud voice?

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Why do I have to sing in the middle of the night, in front of a bathroom?!

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Hey, Megumin, hurry up!

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Please don't rush me like that!

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I know you're in a tough spot, too!

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It's true that both our bladders are in a tough spot,

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but we've got a bigger problem closing in!

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I can't go if you rush me like that!

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It's no good!

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I can't wait any longer!

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Hurry!

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How can anyone have so little common sense?!

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You at least got halfway through, so you're fine!

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What are you talking about?

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Crimson demons don't use the bathroom.

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You're saying that now?!

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I'm already at my limit here!

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I thought that might happen, so I brought this.

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Please use it.

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No, thanks!

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I can't hold it anymore.

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At this point, I'd sooner use the vase...

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Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,

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I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.

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What are you chanting?

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You want to blow away this mansion along with them?!

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Damn! We'll just have to go for it!

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Megumin, once I open the door, run!

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I'll use the Drain Touch skill I just learned and absorb the magic of as many dolls as I can!

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Bring it on, you evil spirits!

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I'll sic our mad-dog goddess on you all later, damn it!

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H-Hey, Aqua, are you all right?!

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Konosuba!

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Yay! Yay!

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Since you exorcised the evil spirits,

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you get a special reward.

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This was posted as a kill quest, but even the guild was bothered

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by how new evil spirits settled in, no matter how many were exorcised.

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So I hear.

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Why did so many evil spirits gather there?

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About that...

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There's a community graveyard near that mansion, correct?

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A community graveyard?

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The place where we first met Wiz?

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Someone apparently erected a massive barrier as a prank or something.

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So the spirits had nowhere to go

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and settled in that vacant mansion instead.

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Excuse us for a moment.

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Hey. You know what's going on, don't you? Spill it.

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Yes.

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You remember how we undertook exorcising the graveyard in Wiz's stead before?

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Uh-huh.

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But constantly going all the way to the graveyard was a huge pain.

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Uh-huh.

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So I figured if I took away their graveyard,

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the spirits' home, they would eventually disperse and leave.

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So... I... did...

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Talk about stirring up trouble and taking the credit!

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This is obviously wrong.

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We won't accept the special reward from the guild.

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Got it?

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Yes.

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Konosuba!

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I thought for sure it was all Aqua's wild delusions.

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Who would've thought it was all true?

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Kazuma-san.

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Hello. Are you cleaning the gravestone?

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Isn't it great that you've been allowed to live here?

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It's a life-saver that the landlord here is such a nice person.

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We caused you a lot of trouble, too, Wiz.

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No, no. I personally think this was for the best.

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I'm sure she won't be lonely anymore.

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I'm sure.

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I'm begging you, please don't cause any more mischief.

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Well, I need to tend to the shop, so I'll be heading back for the day.

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Say hello to the others for me.

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Sure, thanks for coming.

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Kazuma! Food's ready, so hurry back!

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If you don't, your long-awaited lunch will get cold!

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With this, I finally obtained

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the down-to-earth lifestyle I most desired.

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Got it. I'm on my way!

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Aqua, we're out of wood for the fireplace.

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Oh, then toss Kazuma's tracksuit over there onto the fire!

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Don't!

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I told you, don't try to burn my precious memories!

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chi

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chi

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shi

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shi

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shi

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shi

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kyu

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kyu

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Episode 9